YOU'VE ENTERED THE MYSTICAL BASS REALM.
Suuup! I am Dysphemic, maker of stank bass and dank beats.
I think of my music as superhero anthems, soundtracks to the fight between good and evil, dark and light, life and death, love and pain, joy and sorrow. This is the saga of the human existence, the journey we all share.
Why the hell are we here? What the f#ck does this all mean? I wish I had some answers. For now, I express my confusion into my music, striving for self realisation and I hope to connect with you on this noble quest. If you've landed here, you're either drawn to the call of mystical bass or you've taken a random as f#ck wrong turn on the internet.
Either way, welcome re malaka. Your glorious journey begins now.
Choose your initiation.
THINGS I REALLY LIKE TO DO
ANIMAL BASS
I make Bass out of animal sounds
LIVE BEATS
I play beats live on MPC
RAVE MASTER
I play doofs and festivals
MY MISSION
I want to help save the planet with bass.
A portion of profits goes to help animal activists.
LEARN MORETAKE ME TO MUSIC
MAYBE YOU RAP AND ARE LOOKING FOR BEATS?
You have come to the right place my friend. I am a producer for hire.
Let's cook something up together.
MAYBE YOU ARE A LIL THIRSTY?
Have a sip of these my friend. Take one for the road.
FEELING A LITTLE STANK AFTER READING ALL THIS?
Get fresh with some garments!
Adorn the most glorious robes in all the land.
Not only will you look like the most hectic malaka on the block, you are directly supporting me to make more music!
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